TRASH EMPEROR, COMPOSER, TURNTABLIST, SAXOPHONIST.

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**WARNING**

It’s like outsider music by an expert. Somebody untouched by trends, but in absolute command. A futurist Glenn Gould.
— Cora Crawford, head of The Swamp tattoo
The Weirdo From Another Planet treats samplers like vibraphones. This is the sort of musician who spends so much time woodshedding that the area around their house looks like a cymatic pattern. I first met him when he was working with Shadowtrash Tape Group, a label he started with Cecyl Ruehlen. They were running the only impressive experimental outlet in Boulder back then, and they did it for like five years, with international artists from every end of avant-garde culture.
They had this radio show, which was two hours long so to fill time for a while there he was making a new album every week or two.

I once saw The Weirdo hole up with a band in the studio of KVCU Radio 1190 for 48 hours during a snowstorm, pulling records from the station’s shelves and scratching them through an array of effects nonstop except for a couple of crash-and-burn catnaps. This was on some ‘days off’ during a period when their group Rumpilots was playing five-hour improvised shows every Friday.
He’s the kind of person who is more of a process than a human. You point him at art materials and he moves over them until they’re exhausted. Like a tide over rock.
— Saria Moss, poet and performer
I’ve known The Weirdo since middle school. He started doing really insane sound collages in the seventh grade, which was like 2002, and never stopped.
— Andrew Riza, financial advisor
The Weirdo From Another Planet composes and creates music that makes you feel as if you are a space traveler taking your first steps on a new world. I have collaborated with The Weirdo on some of my films and there is nothing better than working with someone who takes so much joy in experimenting and laying down tracks that will blow your mind. It is such a gift to know an artist whose work is so endlessly entrancing and deeply felt.
— Robson Trudgill, director of Controlled Burns
The Weirdo is the most prolific artist I know, in the sense that nobody else produces such a volume with it all still being meaningful. A once-in-a-generation genius.
— Joe Braun, editor of The Lune
If you love shitty, middlebrow pandering-ass music, you’ll HATE this.
— Cecyl Ruehlen, Harmonic Ooze Records

The Weirdo From Another Planet has performed at

-La Générale, Paris France

-Breckenridge Creative Arts Center, Breckenridge CO

-Evans School, Denver CO

-Decentralized Sonic Quarantine Network

-Dikeou Collective, Denver CO

-Back Space, Denver CO

-Fort Collins Museum of Discovery, Fort Collins CO

-Fiske Planetarium, Boulder CO

-Trinity Bookstore and Cafe, Boulder CO

-Buchanan’s Coffeeshop, Boulder CO

-Innisfree Poetry Bookstore, Boulder CO

-Sunrise Amphitheater, Boulder CO

-The Basement 404, Lansing MI

-Replay Entertainment Exchange, Lansing MI

-The Record Spot, East Lansing MI

-Mac’s Bar, Lansing MI

-A few bars I forgot about

-The parking garage behind the Boulder Bookstore

-One time my band played in a drainage ditch

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