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DO NOT READ BIO IF YOU'RE THE KIND OF PERSON WHO CANNOT ACCEPT MUSIC ON ITS OWN MERITS! IMPRESSIONABLE PEOPLE WITH UNDEVELOPED AESTHETIC SENSIBILITIES SHOULD LISTEN TO ALBUMS FIRST BEFORE EXPOSING THEMSELVES TO ANY PROPAGANDA.
**WARNING**
The Weirdo From Another Planet has performed at
-La Générale, Paris France
-Breckenridge Creative Arts Center, Breckenridge CO
-Evans School, Denver CO
-Decentralized Sonic Quarantine Network
-Dikeou Collective, Denver CO
-Back Space, Denver CO
-Fort Collins Museum of Discovery, Fort Collins CO
-Fiske Planetarium, Boulder CO
-Trinity Bookstore and Cafe, Boulder CO
-Buchanan’s Coffeeshop, Boulder CO
-Innisfree Poetry Bookstore, Boulder CO
-Sunrise Amphitheater, Boulder CO
-The Basement 404, Lansing MI
-Replay Entertainment Exchange, Lansing MI
-The Record Spot, East Lansing MI
-Mac’s Bar, Lansing MI
-A few bars I forgot about
-The parking garage behind the Boulder Bookstore
-One time my band played in a drainage ditch
WARNING: ATTEMPTS TO INTERACT WITH HIGHER REALMS THROUGH TECHNOLOGICAL ACCELERATIONISM CAN LEAD TO EXPONENTIAL MATERIAL ENTROPY IN YOUR COSMIC SECTOR AS NEEDS FOR ENERGY INCREASE. YOU ARE ADVISED TO SEEK AN IMPROVED UNDERSTANDING OF YOUR PRE-INSTALLED BIOLOGICAL HARDWARE IN ORDER TO AVOID THE PERILS OF GAS GIANT MINING.